1st place — 55 votessoul nate
@MNateShyamalan
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing
2nd place tie — 54 voteswint
@dril
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
2nd place — 54 votes
3rd place tie — 52 votesAaron Patterson
@tenderlove
I like to add � and ’ any time I submit online forms because I know that some developer is going to see it and wonder if they have a bug
3rd place tie — 52 votesshen the bird
@Shen_the_Bird
girlfriend: now don't start weird conversations with my dad tonight
me: fine
[later]
me: [immediately] ah rugs, the coward's carpet
